Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 02, 2011
Satchel says, "Ferrets praise North Texas?" Bucky says, "It says 'ferrets raise your taxes.'" Bucky says, "That's one of the new weaseleaks memos. It's from the ferrets-as-sponges file." Satchel says, "He grows organic radishes? he teaches English as a fifth language in his spare time. You'd be surprised by his work ethic." Bucky says, "Pff! Ain't no ferret got no ethics. Fact." Bucky says, "He's a weasel, Satchel. He doesn't have a sitting-on-his-can ethic, let alone a work ethic."