Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 21, 2010

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Bucky says, "So I imagine you'll want to know that I have just disproved your little 'evolution' theory thingy." Rob says, "I'll call Darwin." Bucky says, "No, no, wait for it? Cats never lived in the ocean!" Bucky says, "Ha! No comeback to that, I see." Rob says, "I have no idea where you're going with this." Bucky says, "Ok, I'll spell it out for ya: What do all cats like?" Satchel says, "I know! Sleep!" Bucky says, "Shut up, Satchel. It's fish! Why do cats love fish so much if we didn't 'evolve' eating them?" Bucky says, "No cat even saw a fish until 1956. Why isn't all cat food rat flavored?" Rob says, "So your system of species classification is diet-based? How do you account for oddities?" Bucky says, "Well... they're dogs. Hello?" Rob says, "Ok, I'm a vegetarian, what species am I?" Bucky says, "Current data suggests you're a hairless gopher with a thyroid problem." Satchel says, "Wait, is it sleep?"