Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 26, 2008
Bucky: There, the last monkey trap is in place, I now declare the apartment land monkey-proof. I started with an anti-monkey game show. I am ending as the leader of a banana-free republic. Ask not what a monkey can do to you, ask what you can do to a monkey. I pledge allegiance to the declaration of chimp-independence! One monkey will not stand! Rob: Damn the bonobos. Full speed backward.