Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 23, 2007
Transcript:
"What are you reading?" "Ever heard of the theory that if you give an infinite amount of monkeys typewriters, they will eventually type the works of Shakespeare?" "Pff. Filthy plagiarists." "No, see the point is that they'd type everything." "Yeah, and I bet they'd chimp it all up too." "I, for one, don't want to read Bonobo and Juliet." "Oranguthello? I don't think so." "Ok, perhaps I'm not explaining this well..." "Homey, I don't want to know the details, King Lemur? Now there's a tragedy." "Bucky..." "As you pick fleas off it? Rubbish." "I bet they'd start with the works of Joan Collins or something easy first."
Oh please, as if Bucky has read any Shakespeare.