Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 02, 2006
"Perchance you'd be interested in my new tummy exerciser, ma'am? It's called Doctor Bucky's Ab Solutions." dr. Buckyz Ab Solushunz befor after "I tend not to trust exercise equipment where the before picture is the Pope and the after picture is George Clooney." "It's a very effective machine, ma'am." "You can't use a picture of the Pope to sell a piece of exercise equipment, Bucky." "Sure I can! He's what gave me the idea in the first place! He used to sell a product called Absolutions a while back...But the trademark must have run out, because I checked and it's not registered." "Again, I told you that you can't use an image of the Pope on Doctor Bucky's Ab Solutions." "And I told you it's an effective machine!" "Am I the only one concerned about Clooney in this scam?"