Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 25, 2006

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"Ah! Dog! You are on hand to witness the deployment of my new invention, the Tweeter Trapper!" "Do what now?" "I have fastened - at great personal expense - a rat toy to this noose. Ratbirds, seeing this, will swoop down for a quick-" "I don't think there's such a thing as a ratbird. Now, an owl might eat it." "Oh, I'm sure I've heard of a ratbird...See, that means they feed on rats..." "So what's a catbird?" "Oh, ho ho! SNAP!" "Shut up! Birds can't eat cats! It's unnatural! And 'owls' are a myth! Like Abdominal snowmen...or Southern Democrats. The food chain goes: fish, cows, monkeys and humans split off here, birds, dogs, and cats at the top. Lions! Tigers! Siamese!" "What about Tony Tiger? He eats cereal." "Clearly, he suffered some kittenhood trauma to - OOP! A tug on the trapper!" GRRR... "Interesting. The species elusion mechanism must have malfunctioned." "Now that's a catbird! Ha ha!"