Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 23, 2005
"It is a known fact that history has been systematically distorted by humans ever since the first slack-jawed, cracker magnon started spitting paint onto a cave wall. I have, therefore, written the first corrected, animal-centric, account of history." "Philip of Mastodons...Vlad the Impala...King Henry the Ape...The Boar Wars..." "There's no dogs in here." "It's history, Satchel, not some feel-good fairy tale for losers."