Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 27, 2004
"You can't call someone a raving liberal just 'cause they vote for one particular reason." "Comrade, you're so liberal on career day the school put your desk to the left of P.E.T.A.'S." "Wilco, you're so far to the left, the last time you played right field, you tripped on third base. Man, you're so far left, Lojack couldn't find you with a brand new cadillac shoved up your nose!" "Dude..." "When Castro doesn't finish his dinner, he has ROBovers the next day."