Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 23, 2004
"In a gesture of good will, I made you this peace necklace to help you find your inner whatever." "Ooo, I love it!" "That's not a peace necklace, it's a Mercedes hood ornament on a piece of used dental floss." "Robert, you need to broaden your definition of peace symbol, my brother." "I mean, if you had a Mercedes, would you be running around beating on people? No." "How peaceful are Buicks? I like their little thingy, too!"