Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 28, 2003
"OK, monkey, it's just you and me...I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you." "Aha! Advancing on me only brings you closer to the cold wrath that is my spork!" "What's that cat doing in the chimpanzee cage?" "He's trying to send us an S.O.S.!" "Looks more like an S.O.L., know what I'm sayin'?"