That should be called “horror scopes”.
I’m sure if she was to meet a man, he would be disappointed too.
It would be nice if on one of their censor days if GoComics would just skip the comic for the day and move to the next one. Every week has SEVEN days. It never changes. How do you manage to screw up and print the Sunday comic on Monday?
It occurs to me that, since the Sunday color comic has never had the black bar problem, it was probably scanned and/or submitted differently.