He can fill a pothole in his driveway with it.
Fester resembles an old actor / comedian from years ago ,but I just cannot remember his name .
Considering his contempt for customers, he’ll probably cut it up into little pieces and either put it in a bowl next to the peanuts, or try to sell it.
Assuming he has a knife or saw that is capable of cutting it, of course.
That’s one for the church ladies.
The church ladies bring out the worst in some people…