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Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 08, 2014

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    Mineola  over 7 years ago

    Having a good memory helps. You need to remember to inhale every time you exhale!

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    ankerdorthe  over 7 years ago

    Be sure to keep breathing for 36524 days. That should do the trick if 100th birthday is your goal.

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    Kiba65  over 7 years ago

    She work for Yahoo???

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    Willow Mt Lyon  over 7 years ago

    He stayed cheerful because crying makes the body work harder to fight germs and infections.

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    Paul1963  over 7 years ago

    “How did you get to be a centenarian?”“The guy running the syndicate won’t let me be killed off. My wife, sure. All my friends, absolutely, as long as it was off-panel. But I’m condemned to keep on living far beyond the limits of most people’s suspension of disbelief. I fully expect to be around for my adopted son’s 100th birthday. I’ll be 123!”

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Eat vegetables every day for 100 years and you will live a long life.

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    bmckee  over 7 years ago

    Well you see young lady, my real name isn’t Walt Wallet, it’s Woodrow Wilson Smith, but people tend to call me Lazarus Long. I was born in 1912, but after that things get really complicated.

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    Reality,really?  over 7 years ago

    Walt being Walt!

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