Gary Varvel for July 06, 2021

If not for Gary Varvel, I wouldn’t think that GoComics needed a “thumbs down” button.

Of course I’m only kidding. There are plenty of other conservative cartoonists who also contribute to the necessity of a “thumbs down” button.

Because an insane orange horror clown tweeting out gibberish, paranoia, and endless lies is so much better, eh, GV?

Hey Gary, your guy lost!!! GET OVER IT!! And the AUGUST “reinstatement” ain’t going to happen!!

/SHEESH/

Ventriloquist dummy

One: not true. Two: Remember when Trump needed crib notes for empathy?

Varvel only has one card whiuch he uses every day: KEEP LYING!

Trump’s note cards: “I won the 2020 Presidential election, but Biden stole it”. “Covid-19 escaped from Wuhan viral lab”. “I’m a very rich man. At least that’s what my lawyers tell me”. “My Hero? Bernie MadOff”.

Right man for the job, at the right time. God bless Joe Biden.

I’ve concluded that this is more of the old, tired “own the libs” strategy. Say things that are false because it drives liberals crazy.

One of those cards says: “Remember to change diaper at 6:00 P.M.”

Gary, do you know the name of that guy, you know that guy!!! The one who went to the plant!!

Terms Limit$, Age Limit$, Drug Test$, Lie Detector$ = asap

Gary, you may think President Biden is senile but : He beat a sitting President in a National election, he’s made way more progress battling the COVID virus that your incompetent guy and he’s juggling more National and International balls in the air that former President Trump knows there are balls.

Varvel is determined to make that lie stick.

Hasn’t worked the last 25 times you tried it Varvel, what makes you think it will work this time?

There goes Varvel, insinuating that Biden has mental issues with no evidence (quite the opposite when you see his performance since he took office), ignoring the obvious fact that the Last Occupant was severely mentally deficient as evidenced by his rallies, interviews, actions, tweets, and observations of those around him.

Really? Gary, have you ever had an original thought? We’ve just gone through four plus years of gibberish and insanity and you think Biden has cognitive issues? C’mon man. Perhaps you’re the one that needs to be tested.

Congrats Gary, you keep the left wound up, while Trump live rent free in their deluded minds. LOL

Yes, Joe Biden is the President. Mr. Varvel, please supply cards to the Sedition Caucus and the majority of Republican voters.

“Dementia Joe” is a global joke!

You know, I suspect that Joe does have to remind himself that he finally made it to the WH. But, Joe doesn’t dwell on this fact too long as he has much work to do in each day of his tenure, and working is a thing he likes to do.

Wow, that is like the card that trump had when speaking to the kids from Marjorie Douglas Stoneman reminding him to care and say “I hear you” https://time.com/5170311/donald-trump-notes-school-shooting-survivors/

Hush now, Mr. Varvel. Sit down and drink your covfefe.

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, the right guy at such a pivotal point in the survival of American democracy!

Meanwhile, your guy can’t even understand that he lost an election.

What happens if Tiny is indicted before the great re-instatement occurs. Does he still have to face the court?

Swing and a miss, Gary.

As I recently stated my knowledge of dementia is, unfortunately, well based. Let’s not belittle the realities some face by improperly mocking Joe.

Coherent speech vs mindless twitter

LOL, Trump couldn’t even read his cue cards – was why he always goes off-script. We saw that some of his cue cards were props with misspelled words, or had words that had nothing to do with his topic, or were even blank…

Confirmation that Varvel is both stupid and a ‘putz!’

One word…just one word…and I have rendered your editorial cartoon, and its premise pointless.

If they ever created a vaccine to cure Stupidity, Varvel would still just drink bleach and shine a light up his butt.

Wow, Varvel, wow.

Mentally ill cartoon, totally out of touch with reality.

Because fascist nihilists like Varvel prefers their “leaders” to be of the sociopathic, mass-murdering, petty despot type, they especially hate Presidents of honor and integrity.

Ad-hominem attacks seem to be the only weapon available to right-wing fascists.

I hereby nominate Gary Varvel as “most deluded MAGA moron of the week” beating out even Trump himself! Seriously, dude, do you think trump even bothered to be a President (capital P) stop this stupidity. Shame on you.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Hey, I’ve got a great gig for Gary if the cartooning gig doesn’t work out, he can always get a job as one of Jeff Dunham’s dummies. The material is all the same and not rooted in any reality other than the crap running through their heads.

this is getting just too tedious – so, as much as I enjoy a variety of views, I do insist that they be rational and informed – so, no more reading of Varvel

I’m seeing the same Defenders of the Faith Commenters as always but a Sprinkling of New Folks that actually see how bad Captain Pike has become. It won’t be long now, Joe is circling the drain. Good By So Long Farewell to the elder statesman of Scranton…CORNPOP was a bad dude.

Talking about doddering old fools…

Trump’s bizarre theory of how he’ll be reinstated as president is ‘very, very hard’ to explain: NYT reporter

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-conspiracy-theories-2653693076/

Mike Lindell says ‘the morning of August 13’ is when Trump will officially be president again

https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-august-13/

Psycho republicans are living in a vicious lying airy fairy land.

Right up there with “Benghazi!” for being true and relevant.

Giuliani falsely told Trump constitution gave Pence right ‘not to certify’ 2020 election, book says

Despite the former New York mayor’s insistence, the vice president does not have the authority to reject electors during the electoral college vote

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rudy-giuliani-trump-book-election-2020-b1879315.html

Joe Biden’s White House most diverse in history, with lowest gender pay gap

‘Across every level of seniority within the White House there are more women than men’

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/biden-white-house-diversity-report-b1879248.html

Ahh Gary. The silliness continues with you. Do you take any medication for this condition?

Yes Trump was better with the policies he left behind. What is called “endless lies” are just differences of opinion. Amazing how many of those “lies” are becoming true.

Shouldn’t at least one of the cards say “C’mon man”?

Au contraire dummeresel. It was Reagan who needed cards because he couldn’t remember what his positions were on any given topic. That came from Barry Goldwater.

And they try to tell us it’s the liberals that are hateful?!

Joe Biden is the post-it president!

I don’t get the joke…

Congratulations, Gary. You seem to have triggered every Chinese bot on the web.