Garfield by Jim Davis for September 04, 2021

“I sleep all day and at night, I go out looking for a bite!”

The werewolf is fattening the woman up at the date so he can devour her.

why is he even on TV?!

indeed, Garfield

You can’t believe everything you see on TV.

Can I get a blood sample? I want to make sure before I collect the PUFF.

WHERE WOLF … there wolf.

An American werewolf in Paris.

First DATE? More like first thing I’ll have ATE ALL DAY !

Do those people taste like Chicken!

Sigh! It’s always a MEAT & greed with werewolves!

If he finds a suitable mate, they turn into a motel.

Well, I’m a silversmith…..

Horror movies, where they don’t use the screening processes on whatever date app they’re using…

“Do you go well with chives?

Let’s hope that was a lunch date.

Must’ve been a blind date. Wait a minute…is Garfield binging bad horror movies already? He usually does that the week before Halloween.

“Well, nobody’s perfect…”

Love at first BITE?

Werewolf: “So Blonde, tell me about yourself?” Blonde: “Well I was just awarded , the title Scream Queen.” Werewolf: “We’re going to get along well” Producer: “We got a drive-in money maker”

Might want to call it quits after that intro…..

Is the TV show produced in London?

I see no problem. The Moon is only truly full for a few microseconds or less and how is a werewolf gonna eat you that quickly?

Awkward first dates with horror creatures annnnd go….

Dracula: Show me your neck;)

Mummy: oops did my wraps get in your glass?

generally, you don’t say EVERYTHING on the first date…

Larry Talbot on a blind date.

So much for this woman’s fantasy.

Perfect Date Lab match! (WaPo)

Hahahahahahahaha!

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in, and being in Jail does not count as living in a gated community.

That could very well be the woman (werewolf) describing herself. Scary Gary is about to respond.

This sounds like the first draft of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video.