December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
You got us, Garfield.
Garfield hasn’t improved himself in the past 42 years.
Well, if you are going to hang from trees, you might want to try some pull-ups. That would be a start.
But of course!
Would perfection mean not hating Mondays or hating every day equally?
How about coming up with funnier jokes?
You could try to be Heathcliff!
An ego reduction would help…
You’re simply the best, Garfield.
Just ask Nermal, Garfield!
A little early for April Fools, isn’t it?
I think I dated that guy once
Dear Lord, It sounds like a political campaign.
I understand. It’s the reason I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, I’m already mighty awesome…
Finally Garfield’s feet are in the same place instead of one foot in front and one foot in back
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.— Oscar Levant
Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way. . .
We All always have room for Improvement. :-)
Very funny, Garfield! Next thing we know, you’ll be telling us that you’ll sleep less and be more active, only to say that you’re kidding again.
This is information we already have. And statements of fact are not, in and of themselves, necessarily funny. But then…
You wouldn’t mind entertaining a few thousand second opinions would you?
Garfield, don’t ever change …
And he’s orange as well. What a coinkydink!
Jon: Garfield, maybe you should improve your eating habits. Garfield: How do you improve perfection?
That’s true Garfield, nothin’ from nothin’ after all!
by starting to workout and eating healthy _
Start exercising and eating healthier. ( I know that’s never going to happen with Garfield, even if he TRIED.)
Garfield, you weights much as your ego
I meant weigh
Because Garfield needs no improvement.