That’s actually what needs to be done to most Santas. There’s no such thing as a good Santa. It’s all a massive delusion designed to part parents from their money and deceive little children so that they are the motivating factors in parents being departed from said funds. Teach the little ones greed and lying early; prepare them for the corporate environment while they’re still young.
Oh, yes, the disappointment you feel the second you bite into that cookie and find those are raisins, not chocolate chips. I do love raisins in my bran cereal, but not in my cookies. That includes oatmeal cookies, which should be oatmeal and chocolate chips, not oatmeal and raisins.
codycab over 4 years ago
Garfield’s gonna get a nasty gift from the other spiders.
Sonic the Hedgehog over 4 years ago
I rarely see Garfield not squash spider claus (and it’s obvious why claus said what he did in the last panel
Watcher over 4 years ago
Coal again for Garfield this Christmas.
Marblemouth over 4 years ago
That is a terrible curse. Raisons are just fine by themselves but they should never be in anything.
over 4 years ago
Raisins are simply the worst.
DaveG1960 over 4 years ago
Sound’s raisinable….
Dean over 4 years ago
Are raisins on the list of foods cats should not eat?
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Someone just ended up on Spider Claus’s naughty list!
Snoots over 4 years ago
That’s actually what needs to be done to most Santas. There’s no such thing as a good Santa. It’s all a massive delusion designed to part parents from their money and deceive little children so that they are the motivating factors in parents being departed from said funds. Teach the little ones greed and lying early; prepare them for the corporate environment while they’re still young.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Spider Claus got smacked!
DavBlc7 over 4 years ago
Insult Father Xmas and you get no presents from him!
TwilightFaze over 4 years ago
I love raisin cookies
dv1093 over 4 years ago
Did Garfield find Jon’s stash of Playboys?
Comic Man X over 4 years ago
What did the spider do wrong?
jessegooddog over 4 years ago
I like raisins in cookies, cereal and by the handful. But only black ones, not those icky yellow things.
Clarence over 4 years ago
Thanks for ruining the Christmas cookies
guy42 over 4 years ago
Raisins in cookies are great but currants should not be allowed at all, in anything, ever!!!
JLChi over 4 years ago
Oh, yes, the disappointment you feel the second you bite into that cookie and find those are raisins, not chocolate chips. I do love raisins in my bran cereal, but not in my cookies. That includes oatmeal cookies, which should be oatmeal and chocolate chips, not oatmeal and raisins.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Thank you, Garfield
Yeet Pizza over 4 years ago
I love raisin cookies!
Mediatech over 4 years ago
If you don’t want your raisin cookies, I’ll have them.
danno12345 over 4 years ago
Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chips are the main reason I have trust issues.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Better raisins than coconut.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Someone’s not in the spirit of the holiday.
chain gang charlie over 4 years ago
Don’t Cap on Raisins…When you get old…You are going to be one!
ajakimber425 over 4 years ago
I’d do the same, too!
BJ40 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oh, the folly of christmas.
BJ40 Premium Member over 4 years ago
He left out the “CLAUSE” that being a spider, is not Christmas to Garfield.
BJ40 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Garfield loves the smell of a good news spider daily, in the morning.
Snoots over 4 years ago
“And may all your Christmas cookies have raisins.”
I foresee the cartoonist receiving no gifts from the raisin industry this year… ; )
laken bacon about 4 years ago
cristmis has to die
laken bacon about 4 years ago
does enyone of u see wate gar iss reading
T&J Fan almost 3 years ago
Ugh, that book, BURN IT, IMMEDIATELY!
ElJorro over 1 year ago
Now that is a Christmas Curse!