December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Well for starters, you enjoy the luxury of a large variety of meals that are served to you.
Take your time, Garfield. It’ll ALL come to you.
That thought can be as profound as you choose to make it.
Or, where you put it.
You’ve got it all except a brain? Think harder, bigfoot! ;o)
probably Toxoplasma gondii
What do you give the man who has everything? – Your sympathies. :D
Maybe when you lose some, you will realize how Lucky you are!!!
Let’s see….food (check), family (check), home (check), teddie bear (check), fame (check)…I’m sure that there will be more that comes to mind….
Indefinite life expectancy (for a cat), no serious health issues, a girlfriend, countless family members to annoy, interesting acquaintances like spiders and mice to talk to …
I have it all, and it amounts to nothing.
You definitely have it all, Garfield
You’re simply one of the best, Garfield.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? — Stephen Wright
It is all a little hard to get your arms around isn’t it?
Hopefully there’s a cure.
If ignorance is bliss, ’tis folly to be wise.
You have all the time to yourself and we love you!
And you have Jon to feed you.
You’ve got it ALL. You have diabetes
The comedian Dennis Wolfberg said ‘Some guys have ’it’. Whatever ‘it’ is, they’ve got it. Women are drawn to them like magnets. I on the other hand do NOT have ‘it’. In fact I have the antidote to ‘it’.’