Jon: I'm going to write my autobiography! All done.
Garfield: What took you so long?
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
I’m with Garfield on this one: what took Jon so long?
I can’t tell if Jon either ran out of ideas for his autobiography or if he’s relieved to have actually finished it.
His world revolves around Garfield, now if Garfield were to write one?
Once upon a time, there was a cartoonist with a cat that drives him crazy. The end.
He should write a book entitled “Life with Garfield”. It would be epic.
Jon’s biography: First, I was born. Now, I’m alive. Some day, I’ll die. The End.
Garfield’s biography: First, I was born. Then I began to eat. Some day I’ll die and won’t be able to eat. This is sad. The end.
Sounds like mine… Born, grew up, got a job, wrote a book… what’s next…. Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode…
Mine starts, “I was born at an early age.”
Yeah, Jon. What took you so long?
This will make a heck of “Garfield Minus Garfield” strip.
Call me Ishmael…