Garfield by Jim Davis for December 20, 2015
Garfield: Z. Screw: Good evening! I'm tonight's Christmas nightmare! You know those presents that you have to put together? Garfield: Yeah. Screw: Well, I'm the one bolt that's always missing from the hardware packet! BWAH-HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAHHHH!! Garfield: And what are you? Paper: The assembly instructions printed in Swahili.