Garfield: Are you tonight's Christmas nightmare?
List: Oh, boy, am I ever! I'm Santa's naughty list!
Garfield: Am I on you?
List: Does an elf eat candy canes for breakfast?
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
yes, Garfield. right at the top. along with mine lol
Better check it more than twice, Garfield, if I were you.
Now THIS is a nightmare. Ho ho ho no no no.
Why ask a question that you know the answer to?
In fact, guess who’s ALL the names on the list. Santa just used the ‘clone’ setting.
Not only is he on the naughty list, his name was pre-printed on it – kinda like how Peter Fox from Foxtrot had his name pre-printed on all the sports teams he didn’t make.
Ain’t it obvious Garfield? :P
What about Odie? Is he on?
Nah, I doubt it.
WELL DUH. WHAT DO YOU THINK
Yes they do according to ‘Elf’. So Garfield is on the naughty list!
The movie ELF they eat candy canes.