john: I think i'll do something rugged and manly
lady: Like what?
john: mow the lawn with my shirt off!
john: I'm stuck
garfield: now's your chance to make a run for it
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Please Jon don’t do it. You are not Vladimir Putin.
I had to mow my lawn last Friday. Though most of what I mowed was weeds.
“Please Jon, don’t do it. You are not Vladimir Putin.*-Lord no. Nobody wants to be that guy!
I wonder why Liz always looks at Garfield at times like these.
I got trapped in a night gown once. All the shoulder straps got tangled.
-5.4 F this morning. Brrr
That’s right, Jon.
Garfield’s like “it’s too late for me but save yourself.”