Jon: Life is full of regrets, Garfield.
Garfield: How true.
Jon: Do you have any regrets?
Garfield: Yes, I do.
Jon: Maybe stealing food? Kicking Odie off the table? Squashing spiders?
Garfield: I never learned to type.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
to add onto Jon’s list of Garfield’s regrets: harassing the mailman, mailing Nermal to Abu Dhabi, eating Jon’s ferns…