Standards?! How dare you! We do NOT have standards! We have self absorbed ideologies based onthe paradigm of our individual cultures, religions and political influences all of which disallow us the luxury of standards! We must immerse ourselves in a bubble of numb non awareness where we do not feel, think or postulate opinions with respect to the complex and variable lives of our fellow man within this universe. Only then can “standards” be truly and politically correct! ……..Until that time comes, have you tried Tums?
Miss the classics:1. The mailman.2. Irma (never see her anymore).3. Kicking Odie.4. The farm.5. Jon dating OTHER women.6. Garfield watching TV.7. The fence.8. Garfield pouncing birds.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
His standards couldn’t be much lower.
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
My hero.
codycab over 11 years ago
Ok.
PookyandOdie over 11 years ago
Ever seen a big-fonted “BURP!” lately?
el8 over 11 years ago
I have lowered my standards. I’m reading and commenting about Garfield, no?
michael100 over 11 years ago
what happened to your amazing burp?
Gizmo01 over 11 years ago
Garf is a cat of few words??
sbchamp over 11 years ago
We HAVE!‘No Child Left Behind’Thanks, W!
juliea1983 over 11 years ago
Standards?! How dare you! We do NOT have standards! We have self absorbed ideologies based onthe paradigm of our individual cultures, religions and political influences all of which disallow us the luxury of standards! We must immerse ourselves in a bubble of numb non awareness where we do not feel, think or postulate opinions with respect to the complex and variable lives of our fellow man within this universe. Only then can “standards” be truly and politically correct! ……..Until that time comes, have you tried Tums?
Ernest Lemmingway over 11 years ago
If my standards were any lower they’d be down there with Congress, Garfield! Even I have limits.
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
really Garf we have to lower our standards????!!!!!!!!
Tdog123 over 11 years ago
Miss the classics:1. The mailman.2. Irma (never see her anymore).3. Kicking Odie.4. The farm.5. Jon dating OTHER women.6. Garfield watching TV.7. The fence.8. Garfield pouncing birds.
Remember the good ol’ days, Jim?
Ωmega about 4 years ago
That sounds like rat from “Pearls”
The Collector 8 months ago
My standards cannot be lowered any further!