Jon: I'm learning a lot from Liz. For instance... Did you know that girls don't like it when you sneak up and belch in their ear?
Garfield: You're serious?!
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Congrats Jon. You’re learning.
Jon, you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, not parts of your lunch.
Or when you’re kissing them too.
Gosh — Who knew??
That shows that Jon probably never had any previous gfs. Lol
you don’t say!
Men don’t like it much, either.
They don’t like snakes or spiders either
AS for me, I’m loaded with gas.
Belch, says the king…
One off my bucket list.
Better to belch in thier ear than fart.
Especially after you’ve been taking belching lessons from Garf!
Yeah, I wondered about that :-) Serves Jon to get smacked for doing such dumb thing :-)
Oh Jon…. You didn’t?
They also don’t like it when you try to French-kiss them with a wad of Red Man in your cheek!
He shouldn’t do that to her…
Or when you’re making out, don’t belch in the middle of it…
the wife tried to get me to take Bean-o.It just added a mello hue to my wind.
Wow that explains a lot of why a lot of my dates go wrong
thatll be helpful in high school
We’re Bachelors, Baby!!