Jon: You know what's weird? I've never heard Liz belch. All the times we've been together, she's never belched ONCE! Do you suppose she's saving it up?
Garfield: Sure. For when she meets your folks.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Then she will let out “The big one”.
She would have to, if she wants to fit in.
She’s gonna blowwwwwww
Can Liz out-belch Garfield?
No, Garfield. That’s when Liz will vomit.
Women don’t belch…. don’t break wind… or are ever wrong… if they are wrong the person that asked the question asked the wrong question!
Men on the other hand… always belch…. always break wind…. and always are wrong…. even when right it only happened because the wrong question was asked……. :D
Liz doesn’t belch Jon because she’s got manners.
I once belched and let one rip at the same time. College mates thought I was impressive. I live in hope.
@AaronWhat a heart-warming story!
Only if he lit both at once with a Zippo, monty.
Poor Liz obviously doesn’t drink beer so how does she cope with Jon? I sense insanity in her family as well.
That is hilarious.
women don’t belch…..they burp !!
And you never will hear it, Jon — until you’re married! Then the real her comes out…
You don’t need beer, just chug a Dr. Pepper, and you can bring one up from your toes. I learned that from my daughter, who somehow avoids doing that in front of her boyfriend.
“We’re bachelors baby!”