Jon: I have a picture of Liz in my wallet.
Garfield: You need a smaller picture.
Jon: I need a larger wallet.
Garfield: Or that.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
You need a bigger life.
Then you’ll need a wider pocket.
But… but… that would be logical!
True love, knows no limits!
Every wonder about people who have to brag by showing you their loved ones? Mine are sharp in my mind.
I hate it when people show me pictures of babies and expect me to say, “aaaaahh”.
I used to know someone who called babies “pink rubbery things”. I thought that was quite an apt description.
I dunno John. I’d look at having some common sense before making a decision about pictures and wallets. Garfield has more than I do, but I live in hope. I’d also ask Odie his opinion.
I just made up a silly nick
….it would be funnier minus Garfield ….
I wanna see the larger wallet fits in his pocket!!! that would be interesting!!!
…. or a wall.
Just crop it!
man garfield is so much lamer now
Humungous lips are sexy. Garish lipstick, however, takes a lot of getting used to.
It’s a matter of opinion
Get an iPhone Jon…ha!
maybe he needs some bigger pants too