Jon: Want to go running, Garfield?
Garfield: WHAT ON EARTH FOR?! IS SOMEONE CHASING US?!
Jon: Never mind.
Garfield: DOES HE HAVE A SPEAR?!
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
I always use this argument when my roommate tries to get me to go on a run with her. After all, the only reason I can see to run is if someone is chasing you, or you are chasing something worth running after.