Garfield by Jim Davis for September 22, 2002
Jon: Table for two, please. Woman: Well, this is a nice blind date. Jon: It sure is. Woman: You're Jon, right? Jon: Yes...and what is your name again? Woman: Euphemia. Jon: MMMPH! Woman: Do you find my name amusing? Jon: Nope!...Just a little leg cramp... Woman: That's a funny expression for a leg cramp. Jon: I'm...laughing through the pain...EeeeEEE- -eeeEUPHEMIA!! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Garfield: Didn't even make it past the breadsticks.