Jon: Hey, Garfield! We're going to the farm today!
Garfield: Well, shut my mouth and paint me red! Well, shoot the horse and slap me silly!
Jon: Now, cut that out.
Garfield: Well, stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose!
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Well, pour brown sugar on me and call me breakfast!
Well, butter my backside and call me a biscuit!
Well, wrap me up and call me a burrito!
Well, wake me up at 4:00 a.m. and go to the hospital!