Garfield by Jim Davis for July 16, 1989
Jon: Hey, Odie, guess who's going to the vet today? Garfield: Poor Odie. I had an Uncle who went to the vet once... While he was there, they removed his brain and replaced it with the brain of a chicken. He spent the rest of his life breaking into grocery stores so he could sit on the eggs. Jon: Let's go, Garfield. Garfield: Me? Jon: You heard me. Garfield: Give me a minute to preen my feathers.