Garfield by Jim Davis for February 07, 1988
Garfield: Sigh. Nobody loves me. I'm just old and fat. Voice: Look, mommy! A little kitty. Garfield: She said, "little"! Voice: Here, little kitty kitty kitty. Garfield: Bless you, child! Voice: Well, I wouldn't exactly say "little", dear. What would you say, mommy? Hmm, how about old and fat? Here, old and fat kitty kitty kitty. Garfield: Life belts me up the side of the head once again.