Garfield by Jim Davis for September 29, 1985
Garfield: There's something about carrying a stick that gives one a feeling of authority. Fix my dinner! Get a hair cut! Clean that mess! Jon: Get some exercise! Make your bed! Lose weight! Garfield: The bigger the stick the greater the authority, huh? Well, two can play this game. Nngh! Call your mother. Puff puff, look both ways before.... I should have delegated some of this authority.