Garfield by Jim Davis for October 10, 1982
Transcript:
Garfield: What's this? Jon: Here's an interesting article about the ancient practice of cannibalism. Garfield: Lovely. Can you imagine what life was like then? Traveling salesmen were called "Meals on Wheels". Having the boss over for dinner had an entirely different meaning. Jon: It says here certain tribal societies also ate cats. I can hear a diner complaining, "Oh, waiter, there's a flea collar in my soup". Garfield: That's not funny.
Neither was what you said!