Garfield by Jim Davis for January 11, 1981
Jon: What happened to my favorite record?! Garfield: I scratched it. Jon: What happened to the lasagna I fixed for dinner?! Garfield: I ate it. Jon: Garfield, why is it you scratch, eat and destroy everything in sight?! Garfield: I can't help it! I'm a slave to my passions! Jon: CATS! Garfield: HUMANS! Jon: I'm sorry, Garfield. If you didn't do those things you wouldn't be a cat. I love you for what you are. Garfield: That's okay. Jon: What happened to my fern? Garfield: Don't ask.