Garfield was possessed, by his own reflection.
Why? Were you holding a donut?
Hard to compete with a narcissist, isn’t it, Arlene?
Saw a big pan of lasagna on the table for breakfast.
Flogging a dead horse there………
Well, at least the mirror didn’t break.
The only person that Garfield is in love with is himself.
You walked right into that one, Arlene.
Surely there must be another tomcat in the neighborhood for you, Arlene? One who will appreciate YOUR beauty!
Garfield’s selfish and he eats fish.
On the plus side…he’s honest…I guess…
My second guess would be when Garfield last saw the pizza delivery individual.
I figured he was referring to the food John brought to him.
Wait, cats are narcissists? It all makes sense now.
I would’ve thought it was when he saw his breakfast.
Arlene, listen to me. Just give him one good push off that fence. A good hard push. Then walk away and keep going and don’t look back, even to laugh.
March 25, 2017