accidentally falls off, Garfield, not purposely
Jon, be careful what you say to Garfield, he’ll literally take your word for it.
Never tell a cat what to do because they will do it.
Garfield knows you don’t mean that, Jon. You love him.
I’m like Garfield in this sense. Whenever I’m told by someone to “give me a second”, a look at my watch and time one second. I’m a bit of a smart alec.
What’s wrong with this picture? A bachelor, living alone, eating salad?!
A normal cat would just use a paw to push it off the edge. Garfield thinks out of the box
March 25, 2017