Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 01, 2023

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    Today My handle in Vegas is potatoad chipping.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    Lady always ban the bubble tea can.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    Get off the throne when banning the splash zone.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It is simply mortifying to have that happen to you.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  over 1 year ago

    You can’t let them get away with this!

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …even the Bible has things under ‘The Ban’…


    …it meant to kill everything & everyone…

    …except the virgins…

    …had to keep those…

    …what’s so good about bubble tea anywho?…

    …I don’t want candy in my tea or clouds in my coffee…

    …I like the writing and the scribble…

    …is it the dress that’s nice or how she is wearing it?…

    …splash zone…

    …something Chuck E. Cheese doesn’t have…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So THAT’s what they renamed Splash Mountain, to eradicate Uncle Remus, who maintained his humanity and ability to interact in a healthy and safe manner with children, in spite of the conditions of his existence. ( so barbaric )

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    charles9156  over 1 year ago

    regular translator must be on vacation

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    It’s all because she was serving her bubble tea on bird coasters without her merkin!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago


    Now look what you’ve done! I got Bubble tea stains all over my new jumper….

    Mama told me there’d be days like this…

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Well, it is true that you don’t want to moisten paper dolls too much. Or at all, really.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Get oolong little scribble … “X” them all …!

    ( then what? )

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Tapioca tap dance.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Our younger granddaughter is a boba conoisseur, or is that “euse.”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just to be clear on the subject, demons do not want to possess humans. Humans want to possess power. Whole different thing. When you are exorcising a demon from a Frog Applause reader, you should always remember that they will not willingly let go of their demons, whom they have accepted and learn to live with.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    As well she should be! With that spot-spangled LBD (Little Black Dress), she is clearly a freaky floozy, who would no doubt sue at the first splash of hot tea: yellow scribble marks the target zone! Ban on!

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