Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 31, 2023

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    Randy B Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yeah, that’s going to fit QUITE differently.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    The strange thing is, they look the same.

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    The Old Wolf  10 months ago

    A ’Murcan merkin. Move along, nothing to see here.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 10 months ago

    …some guys just love to manscape…

    …not realizing the benefits of hair…

    ..wicks moisture away…

    …every single hair gives you more feeling…

    …on a streaming Tv show an aunt asked her niece if she shaved down there…

    …to which the niece replied…

    …I’m 16 why would I want to look like I’m 12?…

    …I don’t even like shaving my face…

    …I have quite the beard going on…

    …don’t have to shave that cleft chin…

    …Google me this, Batman…

    …that was a close shave, Robin…

    …thanks Batman…

    …I also enjoy your smooth Batpole…

    …but can I have pants, tights, anything to cover this too tightly made green underwear?…

    …I’m 15 and Batgirl already knows that I think she’s hot…

    …not yet, Robin, not yet…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  10 months ago

    Top and bottom view, sweet gherkin merkin surveillance pickle.

    Sir, you are in a real pickle.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  10 months ago

    The organ grinder’s monkey on his back hair.

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    Linguist  10 months ago

    She keeps the merkin in a fur-lined firkin.

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    coltish1  10 months ago

    Okay, broadcast it to the whole neighborhood, why don’t ya? (Little did show know he was changing things up to see how the neighborhood reacted. And she’d blown his cover.)

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    hmofo813 Premium Member 10 months ago

    I remember a time when the word “merkin” was obscure; not one person in twenty would have understood this cartoon.

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    Kaputnik  10 months ago

    So okay, it’s a merkin,

    It matches my jerkin,

    And my cap while I’m workin’,

    Will conceal the merkin.

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    painedsmile  10 months ago

    I just realized that I coined a new word. Bathmateers. Think: musketeers. Not sure if it’s lame enough to pass the muster of this group.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Aaaaaaaak‼️I’m not touching this with a ten foot pole….looks like it can get up and walk away, any minute now!

    Out, dam-ned spot! ☺️

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    Rotifer CAN I HAVE RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN? Thalweg Premium Member 10 months ago

    2017 – Pussyhats IN!

    Jan. 31, 2023 – Pussyhats … OUT.

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    Howard'sMyHero  10 months ago

    Merkin bathmats could be a thing …!

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    painedsmile  10 months ago

    He forgot his bird coasters featured on Frog Blog, too. What if he is invited to tea? Where would he put his wet merkin? Bring your own coasters, I say. Be merpared.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 10 months ago

    It was suggested that I get a rug. I said linoleum is easier to clean.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 10 months ago

    If you want to lose a dozen subscribers painfully fast, mention “merkin” in your comic. It works EVERY time. I should have followed the Garfield formula and replaced “merkin” with “lasagna.”

    To lose even more subscribers, try posting “bird coasters” on your blog. I predict that “Frog Applause” will NOT be spotlighted on GoComics’s Twitter, Facebook or Instagram accounts today. This is the tame/lame stuff I have to do for that to even remotely happen:

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    T...  10 months ago

    Pubic in public, I dare say…

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    One must appreciate the sharp-eyed Personal Assistant! Contrariwise, Sir was very careless in his morning preparations! But I dare say few will notice the difference!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  10 months ago

    Today My handle in Vegas is potatoad chipping.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    Workin on the merkin

    working night and day

    then I’m going twerking

    it scares people away

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