Okay, broadcast it to the whole neighborhood, why don’t ya? (Little did show know he was changing things up to see how the neighborhood reacted. And she’d blown his cover.)
He forgot his bird coasters featured on Frog Blog, too. What if he is invited to tea? Where would he put his wet merkin? Bring your own coasters, I say. Be merpared.
If you want to lose a dozen subscribers painfully fast, mention “merkin” in your comic. It works EVERY time. I should have followed the Garfield formula and replaced “merkin” with “lasagna.”
To lose even more subscribers, try posting “bird coasters” on your blog. I predict that “Frog Applause” will NOT be spotlighted on GoComics’s Twitter, Facebook or Instagram accounts today. This is the tame/lame stuff I have to do for that to even remotely happen: https://twitter.com/gocomics/status/1618262428021579777
One must appreciate the sharp-eyed Personal Assistant! Contrariwise, Sir was very careless in his morning preparations! But I dare say few will notice the difference!
Randy B Premium Member 10 months ago
Yeah, that’s going to fit QUITE differently.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
The strange thing is, they look the same.
The Old Wolf 10 months ago
A ’Murcan merkin. Move along, nothing to see here.
3hourtour Premium Member 10 months ago
…some guys just love to manscape…
…not realizing the benefits of hair…
..wicks moisture away…
…every single hair gives you more feeling…
…on a streaming Tv show an aunt asked her niece if she shaved down there…
…to which the niece replied…
…I’m 16 why would I want to look like I’m 12?…
…I don’t even like shaving my face…
…I have quite the beard going on…
…don’t have to shave that cleft chin…
…Google me this, Batman…
…that was a close shave, Robin…
…thanks Batman…
…I also enjoy your smooth Batpole…
…but can I have pants, tights, anything to cover this too tightly made green underwear?…
…I’m 15 and Batgirl already knows that I think she’s hot…
…not yet, Robin, not yet…
Mad-ge Dish Soap 10 months ago
Top and bottom view, sweet gherkin merkin surveillance pickle.
Sir, you are in a real pickle.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 10 months ago
The organ grinder’s monkey on his back hair.
Linguist 10 months ago
She keeps the merkin in a fur-lined firkin.
coltish1 10 months ago
Okay, broadcast it to the whole neighborhood, why don’t ya? (Little did show know he was changing things up to see how the neighborhood reacted. And she’d blown his cover.)
hmofo813 Premium Member 10 months ago
I remember a time when the word “merkin” was obscure; not one person in twenty would have understood this cartoon.
Kaputnik 10 months ago
So okay, it’s a merkin,
It matches my jerkin,
And my cap while I’m workin’,
Will conceal the merkin.
painedsmile 10 months ago
I just realized that I coined a new word. Bathmateers. Think: musketeers. Not sure if it’s lame enough to pass the muster of this group.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Aaaaaaaak‼️I’m not touching this with a ten foot pole….looks like it can get up and walk away, any minute now!
Out, dam-ned spot! ☺️
Rotifer CAN I HAVE RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN? Thalweg Premium Member 10 months ago
2017 – Pussyhats IN!
Jan. 31, 2023 – Pussyhats … OUT.
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
Merkin bathmats could be a thing …!
painedsmile 10 months ago
He forgot his bird coasters featured on Frog Blog, too. What if he is invited to tea? Where would he put his wet merkin? Bring your own coasters, I say. Be merpared.
ChukLitl Premium Member 10 months ago
It was suggested that I get a rug. I said linoleum is easier to clean.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 10 months ago
If you want to lose a dozen subscribers painfully fast, mention “merkin” in your comic. It works EVERY time. I should have followed the Garfield formula and replaced “merkin” with “lasagna.”
To lose even more subscribers, try posting “bird coasters” on your blog. I predict that “Frog Applause” will NOT be spotlighted on GoComics’s Twitter, Facebook or Instagram accounts today. This is the tame/lame stuff I have to do for that to even remotely happen: https://twitter.com/gocomics/status/1618262428021579777
T... 10 months ago
Pubic in public, I dare say…
Sisyphos 10 months ago
One must appreciate the sharp-eyed Personal Assistant! Contrariwise, Sir was very careless in his morning preparations! But I dare say few will notice the difference!
Mad-ge Dish Soap 10 months ago
Today My handle in Vegas is potatoad chipping.
Radish the wordsmith 10 months ago
Workin on the merkin
working night and day
then I’m going twerking
it scares people away