Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 29, 2023

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    The girl I love, I stole her from a friend

    He got lucky, stole her back again

    ’Cause she knew he had a Mercury

    She knew he had a Mercury

    I’m gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

    -Mercury Blues

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    Space Captain Cody(G  4 months ago

    I Betty’s from Spaghetti,In the country Italy,Wouldn’t say this forgetlly,You, been stagen sage,I love red sauce and you Greg.

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    No no, she said that she loves your knots. Your ties are as strong as ever.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    After ripping off hundreds of petals, he finally accepted his fate! What a blooming idiot! To think she would fall for me?

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    coltish1  4 months ago

    The realization comes to the best of us. Maybe a little more often to the worst.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 4 months ago

    …well, yes, it was a bad Yelp review…

    …but the Nashview chicken sandwich’s chicken was totally chewy…

    …rubbery is the better word…

    …totally uneatable …the onion rings, room temperature and blah…

    …and no Coke Zero…

    …all she wanted was DQ…


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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member 4 months ago

    And so he faced eternity alone.

    Keep on Truckin mama, truckin my blues away…

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    He told It to open the pod bay door, but did HAL obey?

    Noooo …!

    ( … give me your answer do )

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    Daisies never tell.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 4 months ago

    So what. Love yourself.

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    ransomknotts  4 months ago

    Some people have no lovability but have plenty of lameability (darn Grammerly changed lameability to flammability.) Sheesh.

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    charles9156  4 months ago

    it’s for the better

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Do you suffer from the embarrassment of too-lofty ambitions? Have you fallen far short of your high goals? Does she not love you?

    Get used to it. That is the way the mop flops. Mop, not mope!

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