Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 10, 2022

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    Space Captain Cody(G  6 months ago

    Photo Bomb(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    I hope those sippy cups were kept refrigerated.

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    formerlyflightsuit  6 months ago

    I have no quarrel with these statements of fact, but I warn you all to NEVER VISIT THE WEB SITE OF SCATACLAUS!

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    Lafsalot Premium Member 6 months ago

    Not to mention Amazon.

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    The Old Wolf  6 months ago

    The new art school of “Lameism.”

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    bxclent  Premium Member 6 months ago

    i like craisins

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    … Wow, for all those things to popup you must search quote a wide variety of topics…

    …I once was flicking through the channels and stopped on Top Gun…

    …someone in the room asked what Top Gun was about…

    …it’s been sooo long…

    …I replied …

    …that I didn’t remember…



    …25 things you don’t know about Top Gun …

    …pops up…

    …did you know that Top Cruise used to only have one center front tooth…

    …and he jumped on Oprah’s couch ‘cuz he was high on love?…

    …that is not girl with a camera for a head but a android click bait ad…

    …it asks if you want to see under her skirt…

    …but never shows you…

    …you do see Marilyn Monroe in a potato sack…

    …and in the sack with JFK…


    …Trump gets all the womanizing glory…

    …but that’s only because he had to pay…

    …it were the women that paid with JFK…

    …but don’t worry…

    …they won’t teach that in Texas anymore…

    …but there are several bathmats still on sale at the Bathmath factory…

    …that will arrive just in time for Christmas….

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    Space Captain Cody(G  6 months ago

    Maroon Five

    Happy Christmas War Is Over_

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Watership Down.

    It’s ALL Rabbit Holes.

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sheer poetry.

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    I see it’s another Saturday of scattered speculation and spontaneous sentiment.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    A pic says a thousand words, + ☺️

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    coltish1  6 months ago

    And yet, our favorite characters are still ourselves, our vaunted, glorious selves.

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    Craisin Cremains screams “raisin remains” … but that doesn’t work the same for Creamed Corn …!

    ( KoPi LuWaK …! )

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Up vote for DPOW reference. Sandra Lee, MD, rules.

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    And it’s organized almost as well as the list above.

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    Monitor, monitor upon my desk, who can hide their kinks and quirks the best?

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    —And that compendium doesn’t even include lame readers of Frog Applause who post commentary of superior silliness!

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