Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 28, 2022

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    painedsmile  4 months ago

    Something fishy is going on here.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Of all the Gall….swooping down and returning for another helping is total gluttony

    He’ll fin-ish up with dessert later…

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 4 months ago

    Roll up for the Mystery Tour.

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    coltish1  4 months ago

    Apparently that bird evolved a gullet exactly the right size for its fish delicacy.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  4 months ago

    Row your boat ashore and get spanked ghetti and meatballs for dinner tonight at the snack bar. Movie you and the butt.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Here comes Mr. October, fresh from the snack bar, suckin’ on sour apple Now and Later, rolled up sleeves, home run king, popflyfishballer, shaved his mullet, got an oversized gullet, clean sweepin’ series, nothin’ but swoonin’ from the doe eyed dearies.

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    InquireWithin  4 months ago

    Gullabilly fishwife singing “have another” don’t you know the snack bar laughs at you?

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    Runonwriting tiresmeout andmakesmehungty …!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    Slow customers to the snack bar may become the special of the day.

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    The price of admission barely covers the rent.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  4 months ago

    Loves like a dog in heat who needs a bucket of ice water!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    Try to remember the last of September

    When snacks were slow and oh, so mellow

    Try to remember the last of September

    When grass was green and grain was yellow

    Try to remember the last of September

    When you caught a tender and callow fellow

    Try to remember and if you remember

    Then swallow, swallow

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Birdie can’t roll up his sleeves; no shirt sleeves on his wings. Birdie can’t swallow the fish; eyes bigger than his tummy (as Grandma use to say). No point, therefore, in returning to the snackbar!

    Regurgitate! Regurgitate! Forcefully expectorate!

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    Space Captain Cody(G  4 months ago

    Grandma told me “There are three stomachs in a cow”.

    Cows chew cud.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  4 months ago

    Fish are biting and birds got one on the line.

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    Randy B Premium Member 4 months ago

    “It’s a snap (per)!”   –  Admiral Snackbar

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    3hourtour Premium Member 4 months ago

    …suck…

    …blowfish is just an expression…

    …in the ocean matrix everything tastes like tuna…

    …Ariel wasn’t quite sure this was how it worked…

    …so how did it taste…

    …on a scale 1-5?…

    …not a meal…

    …more like a snack…

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    ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Unlike, say, the turtles in #FB00690, this fish can’t expect any outside help!! (Love #FB00690!!!)

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    Missing my daily ş̶̯̳͖̣̰̮̗̻̞͊̈́ć̶̞̳̗̯̲̠̘̦͔̬r̴̤̤̝̮͖͕͉̊͜i̶͉̹͈̙̭͍̫̩̣̹͊̆̈́b̸̡͖̼̖̥̈̅̆̾̈́̈́͜b̶̛̻̅͐́̃̓̿̌̈l̷̦̖͑̈̅͑̓͑͑̎e̴͍͗͊͘͝s̷̛̗͚̆̑͆̃̌͠͠…!

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Seventh inning stretch. Time to take the Kraut Dog for a walk.

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    Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Allah ackbar!

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Day 2. Fish starting to stink! Swallow it down, please!

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    formerlyflightsuit  4 months ago

    I don’t mind if I do!

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