Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 13, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    Huh. That last bit doesn’t sound like you wish them well.

    The first line makes me think of this bit of appalling medical trivia:

    https://www.webmd.com/men/what-to-know-about-foreskin-restoration

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Due to a manufacturer’s recall, Chunky-Miracle Vomit will not be available in the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory cafeteria until further notice. Reports of a banned food coloring agent being used have triggered a halt to production and a recall of unused portions for examination. We are assured that the Füd and Drüg Overlords will find no banned dyes in the product and that it will be restored to the desert and snack menu shortly. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    No . . . I said I am bored again.

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    Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member 6 months ago

     

    ᴛʜɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴏɢ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴀᴜsᴇ ʙᴀᴛʜ ᴍᴀᴛ ғᴀᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɴᴇᴡsʀᴏᴏᴍ:

    [insert sound of clattering teletype here]

    Theresa Burritt has quit cartooning to become a country music songwriter.

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    coltish1  6 months ago

    Did brachiosaurs vomit chunky miracles?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    The ole’ heave Ho eh?

    I thought I was gonna die one day in 2020!

    Choked and vomited so violently my whole body tingled. Called 911 and rushed to hospital…sat in ER for 5 hrs still coughing violently…Finally they went into the bottom of my lungs to retrieve two pieces of meat…..

    So always check your lame skin, chin and fat ass before eating!

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    rastapopilos  6 months ago

    A haiku“X” Marks the kiss SpotRain clouds are clouding my brainHallmark made this card?

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    Hugh B. Hayve  6 months ago

    Kiss my aura, Dora.

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    Linguist  6 months ago
    Teresa is baring her cellulite-cursed cheeks for all to behold but never hold.
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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 6 months ago

    Left X is buried treasure..

    A bout face forward March..

    Face the butt cheeks.

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    Steve Bartholomew  6 months ago

    WARNING: Frog Applause is a random factor, disturbing our universal algorithm.

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    El-Kabong  6 months ago

    Whoa!

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    Hide the kids, it’s a Centerfold aft skin …!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 6 months ago

    The Xs mark a whoopie cushion placement for direction.

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    Rain drops keep falling on my cheeks. Oh, no, that’s just Frog Applause miracle vomit. Martha, release the hounds! That streaker is back!

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Well, well, well! Someone is acting a little grumpy today!

    Did ’ums have a bad night? Does ’ums hate the whole wide world? Is ’ums in a mood, as of sarcasm? Do you always moon ’ums audience in the morning with your “Brand X” nether cheek?

    Cheekiness abounds, and we remain lamely attentive….

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