Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 27, 2022

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    painedsmile  5 months ago

    I peed on the paisley pillow sham. I did not—I repeat—I did NOT pee on the plaid pillow sham. Peeing on plaid is just uncouth.

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    Randy B Premium Member 5 months ago

    I fish I knew. Isn’t it the lookdown’s job to spot the culprit, as the only member of this duo with eyes?

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    painedsmile  5 months ago

    Like Mr. Limpet, he lost his glasses. There is not lookout on duty today.

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    painedsmile  5 months ago

    I didn’t solve the WORDLE puzzle in six guesses. In a rage, I have decided to pee on the plaid pillow sham after all.

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    painedsmile  5 months ago

    What’s the difference between a big pillow and a sham?

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    Gale Premium Member 5 months ago

    This term ‘pillow sham’ is a sham in itself. Is it what it is purported to be? To call a protective part of extra pillows a sham is a shame.

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    The Old Wolf  5 months ago

    Doubtless my cat who has been puking on everything in sight.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 5 months ago

    Peter Peeper turned purple when he peeped the perp peeing on the plaid pillow sham.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …The (pillow) case of the plaid (pillow) sham…

    …and something is fishy about this sham case…

    …first, usually a sham opens in the back…

    …but in this case it opens from the side…

    …let us side bar…

    … in this case the case is a sham …

    …so the sham really is a sham in this case…

    …usually I just mind my P’s & Q’s…

    …but there is no time for the usual Q & A…

    …because the culprit just peed on this case…

    …I mean this sham…

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    This case of plaid pillow sham being peed on will not rest untill the culprit and case is laid too rest.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why? Was there another one requiring treatment?

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    ransomknotts  5 months ago

    bead, cede, deed, feed, he’d, heed, knead, mead, knead, need, peed, read, reed, seed, teed, we’d, weed.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    Bailiff bail me out, bail set at whack his pee pee and spank his bun.

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    coltish1  5 months ago

    Someone wanting to mark their territory, obviously.

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    descabro  5 months ago

    Who wouldn’t?

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    coltish1  5 months ago

    This is not a question you can ask in company and expect a rapid answer.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    This sounds fishy to me!!! It had to be that darn cat….always playing in the fishbowl! Once his paws hit the water….. Then he couldn’t make it to his litter box and he….well, you know! I hated that plaid sham anyways….good riddance ….

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    Peeing on Paisley is prohibited in Punjab and pissing on plaid is proscribed in Perth!

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Who can pee a pillow

    underneath the sea

    sell a bunch of lies

    and spread disease

    The Pillow Man

    The Pillow Man can

    cause he takes a bunch of lies

    and makes the world misunderstood

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Eric Clapton has gone all cheesy.

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    Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Re: The Flog

    Got it in 5 (She wins … again)

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Haiku time:

    When you gotta go

    And you let loose on the sham

    You have a problem …!

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    A great deal of our water comes from areas where fish live and excrete.

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    Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Substitute “ate” for “peed” and “homework” for “plaid pillow sham” and the answer is … The dog.

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    Sham-Wow! I feel some fish slapping coming on.

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    Mr. Towel International   5 months ago

    Ish Kabibble aka Fish Kapiddle.

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    I’m sure it’s a mere coincidence that plaid rhymes with Vlad. You didn’t hear it from me, but I heard he has Leaky Leg Syndrome.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    Can’t or won’t put my finger on it, but there’s something fishy about this ’toon. But we Froglandians must feel compassion for the incontinent rather than berating and embarrassing them, right? The sham can be laundered, especially with Bath Mat Actionated Sudzy Stuff, the best detergent around (pick it up at the Bath Mat Factory store, natch)….

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    charles9156  5 months ago

    good question. was it.. you??

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