Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 22, 2022

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Wow …

    that ranks right up there with Restless Legs Syndrome …!

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    Back in the Saddle, Again … or … Happy Hemorrhoids To You!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    This guy maxed out during a cool cool buzz. At the bottom part of his trip he joined The fleet of S.S. Minnows.

    The fleet enima a commercial for getting the whole poop deck cleaned out and a lounge chair and music. A humongous priced ticket to ‘riding the storm out’ is available.

    Sea Hunt ketchup is best tomato mixed crop around. Shhhh don’t tell Heinz ™, just antisapate….

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    So basically, yer sayin’, with comics like these who needs enemas?

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    Plunger needed for transferring the wasted days and wasted nights, where would I be without my woman?

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    coltish1  5 months ago

    One should know better than try too much mental stimulation when applying either a spiritual or a secular colon cleanse!

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …good colon health and enema bags can go hand and hand …

    …despair can lean into greater knowledge…

    …knowledge can lead to knowing things…

    …knowing thinks can come to reading FA daily…

    …I read it on the crapper…

    …or I will when the bath mat crapper ass app comes out in early August 2024…

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    charles9156  5 months ago


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    Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member 5 months ago

    One man’s polyp is another man’s colonic neoplasia.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    That can happen to the unwary venturing into Froglandia for the first time. But we veterans have Natural Immunity, plus the protection of Sister Teresa….

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    Bill Thompson  5 months ago

    Enema or enemy? Doctor, check him for Irritable Vowel Syndrome!

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    formerlyflightsuit  5 months ago

    Big Enema is way more corrupt than Big Pharma. And more powerful.

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    The Old Wolf  5 months ago

    For what it’s worth, colons are self-cleaning organs that keep themselves healthy. Cleanses can do more harm than good. Consult your physician.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …29 after…

    …it is quick time…

    …quick quick quick time…

    …ten ’til…

    …you have entered the slowest part of quick time…

    …(still faster than regular time)…

    …the time is one after…

    ….there are no full hours left…

    …10 after…

    …welcome to the Golden Hour…

    …so fast…

    …it is only fifty minutes…

    …29 after…

    …the real quick time…

    …[ now. you are just making things up]…

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    What time you got Skipper?

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    A Weird thing happened to me on the way to the forum….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    Permission to treat the witness as hostile, your Honor. This is clearly an attempt to NOT provide a simple yes or no answer to the question of “Did you see who stole the keeshka”.

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    Mr. Towel International   5 months ago

    Plunged, heh, heh.

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