Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 21, 2022

  1. Painpain
    painedsmile  6 months ago

    Fly me foonward. Send me sporkward.

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    Second star to the right and straight on ’til gorging.

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  3. Painpain
    painedsmile  6 months ago

    What the—?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mszqkFnOLl8

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …Foonward was the #1 Froglandia airline…

    … (#2 being Oui-Trihardor) …

    …their (Foonward) catchphrase was…

    …" If you see a spork: take it"…

    …Foonward was famous for serving nuked White Castle cheeseburgers with New Coke….

    …where they got their supply of New Coke was a mystery…

    … some claimed Oakland…

    …or Peoria…

    …they even had a vomit rocket flight every other Wednesday…

    …but not on purpose…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom

    https://vimeo.com/185441033

    In other news, Meatloaf is dead at 74.

    Meat Loaf and Steinman started Bat Out of Hell in 1972, but did not get serious about it until the end of 1974.

    Born September 27, 1947; Dallas, Texas, U.S.

    When you come to a fork in the road . . .

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 6 months ago

    Chili Chez Burger… On An Open Face Bun..w/ Fries on Friday…just a poon full of sugar makes this a man guys and gals favorite. A beer makes the birds go round.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Look! …..smock smock…..smockward

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    The Old Wolf  6 months ago

    “And now meet the Foon! The remarkable Foon! Who eats sizzling hot pebbles that fall off the moon! And the reason he likes them red-hot, it appears, is he greatly enjoys blowing smoke from his ears!”

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    Nice rendering of the rare Galapagos Fork-Tailed Grackle. We often see Spoon Bills but rare Fork-Tails.

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  10. Art
    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 6 months ago

    Time for an award.,

    Silver spoon and silver fork.?.

    The brotherhoodie foon takes the cake.

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    coltish1  6 months ago

    With pleasure. When you get there would you tell me, please, what the spork situation is?

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 6 months ago

    Fly me to the phoon….

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    There was once a restaurant that provided only foons with their meals … it was called The Broken Drum … because …

    well, because you can’t beat a Broken Drum dontcha know …!

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    Mr. Towel International   6 months ago

    On return from a crouton drop in the great white north.

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    Fly me to the foon

    Let me play among the frogs

    Let me see the plumage

    Of the Bathmat Factory cogs

    In other words, slap me with some jive

    Sublimate me to the lame

    —-

    Ole bulge-y eyes

    Vlad Sinatra

    Sporks from Heaven?

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    By the by, re: Teresa places, there is a church near me called Saint Teresa of lame. True story. I have pics, if you want to see…

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Excelsior!

    Spokes and foons enjoy something of a continuing fan base in Froglandia. It’s one of the endearing things about this land of ours….

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    Bill Thompson  6 months ago

    Like any fork-tailed devil he wants to be a P-38 when he grows up.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 6 months ago

    Bird w/foon tail spin, twirls a mean spaghetti and meatballs dinner.

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    The tines, they are a-changin’.

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  21. Art
    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 6 months ago

    This bird has a cool high wind who is off to dinner at KFC w/the future in-laws. Ms.Lora Alley Ward aka The Law. his soul mate.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 6 months ago

    I heard flying sporks bring babies to homes.

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