Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 28, 2021

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    6turtle9  8 months ago

    Hard to give a cluck about someone who is always pretending.

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    Superfrog  8 months ago

    Don’t quack in a borrowed cluck either.

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    Randy B Premium Member 8 months ago

    Be proud of the weird noises your interspecies chimerism has gifted you with! Be unique in all ways, you wonderful abomination!

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    painedsmile  8 months ago

    Where in the library is the CLUCK section? I want to borrow a clucky voice.

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    painedsmile  8 months ago

    How much does a CLUCK voice cost?

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    prettyfeet  8 months ago

    It wasn’t a cluck it was a squawk.

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    prettyfeet  8 months ago

    Chicken purring like a kitten.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rez-u39PKIg&t=17s

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 8 months ago

    Polly want a quacker cluck, and give a didley squat?

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 8 months ago

    Voices on the air waves from Chuck Cluck with a cluck, cluck, here and a cluck, cluck there, here a cluck, there a cluck, every where a cluck, cluck…

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 8 months ago

    Distorted sort of bullfrog sound.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 8 months ago

    …I sometimes cluck in a borrowed voice filled with Tv-isms…

    …I quote Homer…(Simpson, that is)…

    …‘Lisa, I never apologize. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.’ …

    …or from movies…

    …"but they won’t allow them to write, ‘cluck’ on their airplanes because they call it obscene. ". …

    …even songs…

    …‘you little sh>t you done it, now. I hope they throw away the key.’…

    …even comics…

    …[pick your favorite FA surveillance pickle quote]…

    good grief…

    …aack!…

    …I am a mindless animatron splashing mindless mudder against the walls of society!…

    …but I do have good news…

    …’I’ve saved a 15% with GEICO

    …{I feel so clucking cheep}…

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    The Old Wolf  8 months ago

    Buh… GOCK! 9_9

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    Mighty Phavahg  8 months ago

    done, done, done and done.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 months ago

    She sells sea shells…

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    I’ve heard of not giving a rats ass but this is clucking ridiculous! Has she no shame?

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    coltish1  8 months ago

    Looks like one a’ them new-fangled plague masks. Or maybe old-fangled.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Cluck off.

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    66 years ago today, 24 year-old James Dean, driving a Porsche Spyder, accidentally lost a game of chicken with 23 year-old Donald Turnipseed, driving a Ford Tudor … Dean’s passenger, German Porsche mechanic Rolf Wütherich, was badly injured but survived … had Dean survived, he would have turned 90 on 02/08/2021 … chicken feed for da mind …!

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    charles9156  8 months ago

    welp – there goes ventriloquism

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    Linguist  8 months ago

    Dumb Clucks…

    Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,

    Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Steal it!

    “Good artists borrow, great artists steal.”

    “The quote in this form was a favorite of Steve Jobs but he but he was probably (mis)quoting Pablo Picasso who said “Lesser artists borrow; great artists steal” – who in turn might be rephrasing Igor Stravinsky, but both sayings may well originate in T. S. Eliot’s dictum: “Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal; bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make it into something better, or at least something different. The good poet welds his theft into a whole of feeling which is unique, utterly different than that from which it is torn.” – The origins of this quote itself is an example of great artists stealing.”

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 8 months ago

    Unless you don’t give 2 clucks

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    Chris Sherlock  8 months ago

    So no one should be a chicken impressionist?

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    Surely, this must be more profound than the inanity it suggests? —Must have some kind of chicken-tender Surrealist overtones? High-pitched cluck clucks?

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    6turtle9  8 months ago

    https://www.myinstants.com/instant/rubber-chicken-26693/

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    formerlyflightsuit  8 months ago

    With each passing day, I become more obsessed with Elizabeth Holmes’ barritone.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 8 months ago

    Pek yo weapon…nothing quacks the pak. Quacker down the hatches.

    One good quack, deserves another. Don’t fake it, make it.An Earth , shattering quacker, borrower faking Big O.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 8 months ago

    Clucker. Lender of the borrowers tender.

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