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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 27, 2021

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sounds fishy to me, but then I don’t always get Frag Applag, or whatever its called.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    It’s all fun and roll poly fish heads ‘till someone loses an eye.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    Which was the style at the time…

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    The Old Wolf  4 months ago

    A six-inch centipede in the kitchen would guarantee that there would be no lunch forthcoming until after the firemen had come to burn my house down. “Look, mummy, there go the firemen! There’s going to be a fire!”

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    3hourtour Premium Member 4 months ago

    … [ https://youtu.be/H-K2DZojWi0 ]…

    …except it wasn’t a six inch entipede envenomation…

    …just a euphemism…

    …surprise, surprise ,surprise, that wasn’t a cucumber cream finger sandwich, either…

    …Youth is wasted on the wrong people…

    …they should be licking psychedelic frogs, instead…

    …I dreamed I saw it on Yellowstone, once…

    …Rip & Beth are just that crazy…

    …new coke zero tastes better…

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Folks, at the .Froglandia Bathmat factory, we have a wide variety of spray for your every need!

    Get rid of those little ba_ _ards with one treatment! Yes folks, one treatment does the trick!

    From spiders, to centipedes, to ants!

    So rest assured, next time you’re making cucumber cream cheese finger sandwiches, you won’t be bothered by pesky vermin.

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    Pickled Pete  4 months ago

    If a centipede only has 99 legs, is it still a centipede?

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    Mighty Phavahg  4 months ago

    That’s a lot of work just to get to use the word “envenomated.”

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    gigagrouch  4 months ago

    See today’s False Knees comic…

    https://www.gocomics.com/false-knees/2021/09/27?ct=v&cti=1915365

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    coltish1  4 months ago

    Oh, Abigail, I wouldn’t dream of getting you started on such a thing! Now tell me about that new fish monger-hat shop that opened across from the old one.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Envenomate is a perfectly cromulent word.

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    You’re bluffing and don’t have a leg to stand on … so, I see your centipede and raise you one millipede …

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    Her cucumber cream cheese finger sandwiches are probably more poisonous than centipede venom. If the looks her guests gave her, when she served those foul things could kill, she’d have been long dead!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 4 months ago

    Super Bowl H.T. show and Janet Jackson bared hey Brest. Space don’t look.

    It was too late, I was Envenmated and check mated to J.J..

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m gonna need a minute…

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    Cucumbers and cream cheese are the two best centipede baits.

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    Mr. Towel - 1984  4 months ago

    A word to the… whys?

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Those cucumber finger sandwiches, with or without cream cheese, are notoriously to die for. That you survived centipedal envenomation is just a fluke. We shall try to rectify the error by introducing into your kitchen the all-new and improved deadly Froglandian Millipede, known as the Silent Killer With Oodles of Feet!

    BTW, I’d like some Pigs in the Blankets, if you would, at your next High Tea, should you live so long….

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 4 months ago

    My buggy 101.…

    The older kids in the neighborhood with Xtra big magnifiers burning bugs in the sun.

    We had joy we had fun playing in the sun.

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    Gale Premium Member 4 months ago

    Centipede envenomation is myotoxic, meaning that it’s really only toxic to my things.

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