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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 26, 2021

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    Bill Thompson  2 months ago

    Will he change his mind about metamorphic rocks, or is he too stoned to budge?

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    Bill Thompson  2 months ago

    Oh, schist! Who doesn’t like rock puns? Roll with the punches, big guy!

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    Sedimentary, my dear Watson. Any igneousramuse would know these stones are just going through metapause.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 2 months ago

    Talk like a rock star day. Danny and a partridge in an apartment joint…

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    Randy B Premium Member 2 months ago

    “My specimen exhibits poorly developed schistosity.”

    “Well, that’s gneiss.”

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    The Old Wolf  2 months ago

    Never take Frog Applause for granite.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  2 months ago

    This is some gneiss schist!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    Right. I’ll clear my slate to deal with it.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    As long as they dont roll in my direction, Ill keep my puns rolling along…

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    Mighty Phavahg  2 months ago

    Your puns are surrealistic.

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    charles9156  2 months ago

    punough

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sharon Gem Stone.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I can’t see Zeba with all the stripes in the strip.

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    Rock & Roll … CaFfEiNE …! (Not in that order)

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    coltish1  2 months ago

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    Rotifer NOT A WORDSMITH MAYBE A WORDJONES? Thalweg Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be great if She appeared in another panel and one of Her characters (say, Mick or Ick) said to Her, “Your lameness astounds.”

    Or something like that.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 2 months ago

    ….but if it gets more readers?

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    3hourtour Premium Member 2 months ago

    …I love rock….

    …I love puns…

    …that’s why I’ve always was a Dead Kennedys fan…

    …or was Van Halen?…

    …The Godz?…

    …ooh ooh…

    …Cheap Trick…

    … Tropidelic…

    …Oregon Space Trail of Doom…

    …Chuck Berry…

    …The Bus Boys…

    …Gary Clark Jr…

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    Adriaaaaaan!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 2 months ago

    Taquitz is a local morphic rock deity that’s sometimes a bear or a man as the situation demands. Is that meta?

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    Bane of my existence. Metamorphic rock gags of any sort. Ecch.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Everybody must get stoned!

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    When it comes to puns, we must admit that Cartoon-Boy is in a class by himself. One (meaning me) approaches Pearls Before Swine each day with trepidation for this very reason!

    A paronomasia of sorts may lie within metamorphic rock, but The Man’s not putting me on the chain gang to bust this one open!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 2 months ago

    Mt. Rushmore have added the 7 Castaways.√

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