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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 28, 2021

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   3 months ago

    How can little letters have so much LAME in them? Find out how…

    https://tinyurl.com/LittleLameLetters

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    formerlyflightsuit  3 months ago

    Ah, a dear, sweet, lost little lamb, cast adrift by false prophets. Come my child, have a seat here in my recreational vehicle so we can discuss God’s marvelous plan for your life!

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …she begged for forgiveness…

    …just to save a little face…

    …but all Kelly really asked was…

    …what if there is an allspice?…

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …she couldn’t keep the gingerbread man happy…

    …but Ginger from billing never knew such happiness…

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …Kelly was back up singers on Neil Young’s, ‘Cinnamon Girl,’….

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …though an outcast for obvious reasons…

    …she still liked the priests with the hot buns…

    …that was as plain as the nose at the end of her face…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is that you, Pip?

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    Mighty Phavahg  3 months ago

    It’s a two-faced lie!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Better an outcast from the church of Cinnamontology, than belong to the bitter ole bitties of the Wandering Bitter Root Society, on Main St.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Face it, I’ve seen cinnamon rolls bigger than her head.

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    coltish1  3 months ago

    I’m certain they’re both better off.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Her doublespeaking lead to intolerable doublethinking … and they resented her quadrupleseeing through it all …!

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    InquireWithin  3 months ago

    When the woman prone to spoonerisms asked the plastic surgeon to put a smaller nose on her face…

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    Ginger and nutmeg are down the block.

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    “Sugar and spice and all things nice … that’s what little girls are made of.”

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 3 months ago

    You can only get to be a member of the church if you can eat a tablespoon of cinnamon dry

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    She needed them like she needed another hole in her head.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    This was the time to decide how the arc of employment would be conducted. It was that time when nothing was decided, and the particulars of both sides of the agreement were in flux. The employer side was pretty much settled, with each employee required to reflect and reproduce the face of the employer, in small. But the other side, well… That was flexible and open to arbitrary manipulation. Every situation was pretty much a version of recombinant reproduction, to replicate existing reality in a future setting. At least, that was how Cecil saw it. That is how he saw everything, though.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    She fit the profile all right, but something about her was just a bit too on the nose.

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